I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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