Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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