who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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