if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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