So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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