Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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