I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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