Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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