Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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