3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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