Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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