Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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