I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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