Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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