Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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