yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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