She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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