Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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