It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
