going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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