he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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