At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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