I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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