so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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