okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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