P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My vagina just clenched in fear
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