Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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