god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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I will pee on everything he values.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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