in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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