wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
