It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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