You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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