Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The uberlube is also flammable
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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