Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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