Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
time to smoke my breakfast
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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