i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"