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(773): View more from Illinois

i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

(773): View more from Illinois

SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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(303): View more from Colorado

meet me or not, i'm out of control

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(708): View more from Illinois

nutella sex= disaster

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester

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(319): View more from Iowa

By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"

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(952): View more from Minnesota

In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.

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(801): View more from Utah

Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I think the pizza guy was in shock..

(216): View more from Ohio

Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS

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