We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"