i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
meet me or not, i'm out of control
nutella sex= disaster
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS