entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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