On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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