haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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