he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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