oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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