what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again