forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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