wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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