i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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