I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
