My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize