it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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