so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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