dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
