piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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