so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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