I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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