I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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