plz talk dirty to me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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